GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, MR BEE!
I DON'T WANT YOUR STINGER INSIDE OF ME!
SO GO AWAY TO SOME PLACE ELSE,
AND STING SOMETHING TO KILL YOURSELF.

I DO NOT ENJOY BEING STUNG.
IT IS NOT REALLY MY IDEA OF FUN.
BUT I THINK NOW THAT IT IS POSSIBLY TIME
FOR ME TO END THIS HORRENDOUS RHYME.

BUT ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO,
BECAUSE I'D JUST LIKE TO SHOW
THAT IT REALLY CAUSES HORRID PAIN
TO RHYME THAT WORD WITH MIASMIC RAIN.

THE END!

Just hit over 5000 visitors to this site. Go me. I wish it was closer to 5000/month, though, so I'll make you a deal. If I start posting content more regularly, You start forwarding friends here.

Many people in the world speak to me on an almost daily basis. These people range from young to old, decrepit to old, and chinese to old. Needless to say, some of the people I talk to are old. Now the problem with this is that contemporary music tends NOT to be old. It is widely believed that things from two different groups cannot truly integrate. This, of course, is entirely false.

The key to integration is to find the common links, and then bend them to your will. "What are the common links between old people and contemporary music?", you may ask. Well it's just lucky for you that you asked me. Now you see, contemporary music often has 'lyrics' which is a fancy way of saying 'shit words that sometimes rhyme'. Old people don't particularly like, nor understand these 'lyrics'. This is because old people have an older, slower, and more combersome vocabulary (A 'legacy' vocabulary, if you will).

So for those of you who cannot see the plain link between the two which I have just described, let me point it out to you

Old people would like contemporary music if it used big words.

Or, for the older audience

Overly aged members of society, both here and abroad, encompasing all who believe that the sound generated by the youth with their electric guitars, and over-sized percussion implements, which create a deafening abomination before all those who are encompased by this statement does not abide by the rules, regulations, and theoritical teachings laid down in years gone by to define that which is, and should always be thought of as 'music'; would be more inclined towards listening to such a deafening racket if the collective vocabularium of the youthfull layabouts creating said din were to increase in size and complexity, allowing for words which mean mostly the same as their shorter counterparts, but are extended in length beyond said counterparts.

It is time. I'm going to let go of my pre-formed prejudices. I'll stop mouthing off to avoid hearing that which I don't want to.

I'm going to listen to pop music. I've realised that there's things that I need to know. One of those things is what makes a song popular. What makes people like it? Beyond the payola (sorry. Old prejudice dies hard), what gets a song played?

I need to learn about hooks. I don't want to, but I need to. You must understand that this is for my own art. I need to learn how to write songs which are catchy. I won't abuse the powers, however. At the very least, I don't plan to do so. Overloading a song with hooks can be disasterous, and I just want to be able to write good or memorable songs, rather than just hoping that a song is that way.

My own music collection means alot to me. There is alot of stuff there that I don't particularly listen to, and some stuff that I really dislike. It's there, however, because it came with something that I don't detest. It also keeps a nice dynamic. The music that I do like, however, really does reach out to me. It usually gives me that little shiver along the spine. Not always, as it depends heavily on my mood, but when it's there, there is no other sound I would rather hear, no other feeling I would rather feel, etc. etc. and so forth.

Howdy people! it's been like.. nearly a month since I gave you the teflon and sticks, and I've done pretty much fuck-all in the mean time... Well, at least fuck all for this site.

For anyone who actually reads my site, I feel sorry for you. I mean, I AM sorry. For you. Wait...

What I mean to say is that I have been busy, but just not with anything that any/many of you would care about, let alone find interesting. Yes, I do realise that I'm probably talking soley to people who talk to me almost every other day anyway, or who are family. In fact, if you're NOT someone who knows me directly, I'd like to know.

And now that that has been said, I fully understand that if there WAS anyone who doesn't know me reasonably directly who reads this site, they most likely would have stopped visiting it due to complete lack of content updates. Well, I'm sorry. If someone wants to buy me a digital camera, I'd be able to take hundreds of hilareous photos about nothing in particular, which would have no meaning nor relevance to anyone but me, and the peopls who were with me at the time that the photo was taken. If anyone was with me. and possibly even they woldn't get it either.

Note: This was removed fromt he front page because it fucked up the tables. that's having pictures in a post for ya.

I don't know why you wanted it, but you did. You asked for it, so here it is. So I've been trying to get time to do 150 things (none of which are relevant) and have been ignoreing 150 other things (which are of vaugely more importance than the 150 that got ignored). Here are your three damned sticks and a sheet, nay, multiple sheets of teflon.

I was also set to pondering today, a thought which had not really crossed my conciousness that much until recently. How much having a pet affects productivity. I have a pet now... not many people know this, but I do. OK, so it isn't technically 'my' pet. It is a pet that happens to live in my house. Ok, so it's not technically 'my house', but it is the house which I happen to be renting. Half renting. Fuck, I don't know.

We have a cat. There that wasn't so hard to say. Except, it's not really 'our' cat, so much as 'luci-may's' cat. It's just living here for an indefinite period of time. Anyway, that is all well beside the point. It could be said that having another animal depending upon you for survival can make you more motivated. Better motivation, in turn leads to greater productivity. Therefore owning (or keeping, or reanting or leasing... whatever catches your fancy) a cat may lead to better productivity.