Dear Dr. Bob,

Why is a shovel not a cowtrain?

-- Tiff

Dear Dr. Bob,

Why are people like you and me so cool?

-- Cydney

Dear medical practitioner,

How is it that people with low latency can still really suck at counter strike, with a good ping, it's hard to not get a kill.

Certain friends of mine sucked at cs when it came out, got marginally better, got adsl, and plain sucked for 9 months until the high speed internet was revoked. This confounds me as it took me A week to get leet, and that was on 56k.

I look forward to your professional evaluation.

Kindest Reguards,

-- ceramic.wolf (I smell children)

Hi, Dr. Bob (Doctorate not cerified),

I'm clueless, I give people advice, they take it. It works, I'm happy, they're happy. And noone gets shot! Isn't that the moral of the story?

I mean, I've been responsible for a few ritual excecutions, but as far as that, noone has been shot, stabbed, or burnt.

Isn't it amazing how far a bit of bullshit can get you?

-- Kizza