This was (is) initially a section for my good friend Tiffany's own musically-themed web log. She asked me to produce such fine works as I most oft produce, so as to explain, with the way of my science, the technicalities of music.

As I am aware that most readers of her site (it being primarily a John Mayer themed site, banner ads for which can often be found in the header of this page) would likely be confounded with the likes of this site, and as I am aware that many of the readers of this site would not be inclined towards the musical stylings of Mr. Mayer, I have decided to post my explanations here as well.

Please enjoy at your own leisure.