Dear Tiffany,

The answer is bicarbonate of soda. I expect there to be NO stains on that suit when I get it back. I have to take my Nobel Peace Prize in it. Speaking of which, how do you think you would go at changing the names on a Nobel Prize? I think that they have misspelled my name as "Mohamed ElBaradei" instead of "Dr. Roberto Le Camembert".

Oh, and for the record, I kicked Max out. He didn't leave. I kicked his arse to the curb.

-- Cheers, Dr. Bob (Doctorate not ratified)