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Written by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert
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Thursday, 06 July 2006 |
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Hi, Dr. Bob (Doctorate not cerified),
I'm clueless, I give people advice, they take it. It works, I'm happy, they're happy. And noone gets shot! Isn't that the moral of the story?
I mean, I've been responsible for a few ritual excecutions, but as far as that, noone has been shot, stabbed, or burnt.
Isn't it amazing how far a bit of bullshit can get you?
-- Kizza
Dear Kizza,
I get the feeling that you are attempting to trivialise the work that I do here, which is very important work at that.
Personally, I find horse shit to be a better option. it tends to smell less, be easier to handle, and is already in handy balls for throwing. In reality, bullshit is only useful after it's dried out. Then you can use it as a frizbee. Oh the fun fun days I've spent with my frizbee.
But i digress (large words are the key to advice), Horse shit is often a better option, unless you have the time to wait and work for bullshit. Horse shit is your simple, no-effort faecal matter. -- Cheers, Dr. Bob (Doctorate not Vilified) |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 22 July 2006 )
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