| Ask Dr. Bob: Ed. 04 |
| Written by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert | |
| Thursday, 06 July 2006 | |
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Page 2 of 2 You must be the angriest person on the server! You must shout random abuse at strangers! Accuse everyone of being gay, or female, or hackers, or new! You personal mantra should be "OMFGWTFSTFUN00BGAYFAGHAXBITCHLAG!!!!!!111" Only then when you harness the power of pure rage will you ever be able to perform the most devastating move in the game. The 'rage quit'. This shows people beyond all shadow of a doubt that you are TOO GOOD for them, and that you are far angrier than they could ever hope to be. It is a crushing blow to your opposition, and you know that as soon as it happens, their game will suddenly die. The light of their life will be cast down. They will try to call you 'n00b' but alas they cannot. You have won. Now go and tell all your friends that you were 'pwning n00bs' until some 'fag hacker' joined and totally 'awp whored' you. Go on to tell them how you crushed him with an insult to his mother, and a questioning of his sexuality, and then left him bewildered, and utterly defeated by leaving before he could respond. Go on. You know how good you are. Fag. -- Dr. Bob (Doctorate not homogenised) |
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