Yep. This is a to-do list. By me. Enjoy. Or don't. See the fuck if I care.

• Go to the shop.
• Buy food.
• Assignments.
• Explode.
• Become the first democratically elected leader of China.
• Read some Dilbert.
• Burn the non-believers.
• Find the pirate gold.
• Shiver me timbers.
• Make the scurvy mongrels walk the plank.
• Re-shiver me timbers.
• Repeat until me timbers are fully shivered.
• Rock out. Hard.
• Banana the wood.
• Fall behind schedule.
• Cut corners.
• Trust the government.
• Lose trust in the government.
• Revolution!
• Become famous.
• Sell out.
• Release album with Paul Mac.
• Sell out on Paul Mac.
• Be forgotten.
• Make bad come-back attempts.
• Become a hobo.
• World hobo knife-fighting championship!
• Invent world peace.
• Get drunk and explain the idea to some guy in a pub.
• Eat someone's unhappiness.
• Write 'To Do' list.
• Ignore 'To Do' list.
• Get rich.
• Blow all my money on crap off ebay.
• Sell crap on ebay.
• Die.
• Funeral and stuff.
• Haunt someone.
• Give me timbers one last shivering for good measure.