Things to do more often:

• Call people "Chump". It's really fun to do, and people really don't know how to react to it. I think that jocks and the like would take it as an insult. There is also the hope that they'll take it as misshearing me call them "Champ". "Champ" is the single most condecending nick-name you can ever give to anyone. Ever. I'll still get beaten up.
• Use wildly varying swear-levels. This is just fun. "Oh, sugar. What a jolly rotten cunt!". For some reason people never know how to respond to it.
• Start my new musical genre. What I was originally calling "Operatic Punk", and have now shortend to "Oper-punk" (due to several things that are neither slightly operatic nor punky being called "Operatic Punk"), is the new style wihch I shall be developing over time. It will mix the best parts of opera with the... umm... well... some things from punk. It will go with my mohawk and mutton chops.
• Animate Bob and Tiff. You see? There's a site that I update less than this! Oh, wait... I shouldn't be proud of that.

It's not a proper 'to-do' list, as such... just a list of goals. Oh, and one last one:

• Figure out what section to put this under. Really, I can never tell. it's probably like technically a personal blog or some shit, as it's not too ranty, but then... ahh fuck it.

Also. I don't know why, but the words "Chemically configured duck" just popped into my head. What the hell.

Anyway, that's all for now. I'll leave it at that.