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Written by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert   
Wednesday, 20 December 2006

 Freak  Distasteful Member of Society
No more maybesThere can no longer be any time allocated for deliberation
Your babys got rabiesYour young child or lover has become afflicted with a disease often contracted by an individual due to the mauling of said individual by an animal (often wild) which is also afflicted with this condition
Sittin on a ballSeated upon a spherical object, much like that which is used in many sports
In th middle of the andesSomewhere toward the central area of what is the worlds longest chain of mountains, which happens to stretch along the majority of the west coast of the coninent of South America
  
Yeah Im a freak (of nature)Yes, I do believe that I am a distasteful member of society (And I also believe myself to be unnatural)
Yeah Im a freakYes, I do believe that I am a distasteful member of society
  
If only I could be as cool as youI do so wish that I had the ability to become as rampantly fridgid as you happen to be
As cool as youAs rampantly fridgid as you happen to be
  
Body and soul Im a freak Im a freakIn both flesh as well as in spirit, I do believe myself to be a distasteful member of society. I do believe myself to be a distasteful member of society.
Body and soul Im a freakIn both flesh as well as in spirit, I do believe myself to be a distasteful member of society
  
Try to be differentAttempt to alter yourself by altering either your mannerisims, or appearence so that you no longer remain to be the same as those around you
Well get a differnt diseaseAttempt to contract an affliction which is not common in your immediate area, or community
Seems its a fashionIt appears that this practice is relevant to the current trends
To need the cold sore creamTo have use for a particular medicated cream, or balm, which is used to assist in reliving the symptoms caused by a particular strain of the herpes virus
I dont really knowI appear to lack the required knowledge
How to put ona cool showHow to hold, perform, or produce an entertaining event which happens to be devoid of heat
As boring as they comeAs un-interestingly as particular undefined people or events appear, and possibly then leave
Just tell me where to goPlease give me direction so that I may understand where my services are most needed, as I do not wish to attempt to figure out direction upon my own
  
If only I could be as cool as youI do so wish that I had the ability to become as rampantly fridgid as you happen to be
  
FreakDistasteful member of society.

More will come in due course, but rest assured that with these new lyrics, your grandparents can now understand at least one more song which you may (or may not) listen to.

Until next time, I'm Dr. Roberto Le Camembert, and you're an ungrateul grandchild. Imagine butchering such a graceful and elegant language as old people use.



Last Updated ( Wednesday, 20 December 2006 )
 
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